What's up, kids? Since I've been tagged, I'm just copy/pasting 75% of the journal this came from. Any annotations within the lines is not mine. Only the answers are from me.

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I've been tagged dammit... so I have to do this crap. Not that I don't find it fun, it's just... I don't enjoy tagging people back :/

rules:
~name 10 random friends here on DA without looking at the questions. then answer the questions honestly using the beginning phrase: what would you do if:

~tag five people

~notify people on their DevPage if they have been tagged

1: ~ohkanon
2: ~seventwofour
3: ~hogwartsdweller
4: *bobastra
5: ~maiessincere
6: ~Ry-Die-Swaai
7: =spinningflag
8: ~Bits-ghost
9: ~darknightclaws
0: ~SCS


1) number 5 royally pissed you off?
Yeah. Um, yeah. When I first met him, I stabbed him on the bus. And then we became friends. Awesome story, actually. If he did it again, I'd probably get over it.

2) number 10 said they were in love with you?
Weird. Cool. Weird. She lives down the street
3) number 3 came out of the closet?
Didn't she already?

4) number 6 was turned into a cat?
I could see her as a cat. "Any one want a cat?"

5) number 2 stole your favorite plushie?
NO U DIDNT

6) number 1 ran over your cat?
I would vow never to introduce him to a blond girl ever.

7) number 4 proved to you that he/she had psychic powers?
*blink, blink*

8) number 7 snorted a popcorn kernel?
O.o Attempt to convince her to do two of them.

9) number 8 ate a live spider?
Sit back and wonder why he ate it instead of force-feeding it to the closest person to him.

10) number 9 kissed you?
Shit, I dunno. He probably would do it. I might just throw up on his faec.

11) number 5 gave you a rose?
Give him one back.

12) number 10 tore your favorite shirt?
Force-feed it to #8.
Then buy another shirt.

13) if you found out number 3 was a mermaid?
To be honest, I really wouldn't be surprised by this.

14) if you found out number 6 was an undercover FBI agent?
Wow, again, not very surprising. I might have to do absolutely nothing about it.

15) if number 2 proved to you that Death Note was real?
#2...Death Note. #2...Death Note. Yeah, I'm not seeing it happen anyway. If she did, I probably would have nothing to say about it. Since Death Note is set in Japan.

16) if number 1 tried to sell you on a street corner?
Sell him on the same corner at the same time.

17) if number 4 came on to you?
Politely decline?
Back away slowly?

18) if number 7 fed you cat food and told you it was "pate"?
Simply tell her that I know about pate cat food, since it's what my cats eat.

19) if you were stranded with number 8?
Seriously, we might survive. For a while we'd try to kill eachother. "When running from a bear, you only need to outrun your friend and not the bear itself."

20) if number 9 flushed your pet fish?
Expensive/exotic fish: Monetary compensation
Goldfish/From the fair: I'll live.

NOW... I TAG... UHM...
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1: ~ohkanon
2: ~seventwofour
3: ~hogwartsdweller
4: *bobastra
5: ~maiessincere

The first five on the list. Enjoy...

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Trust me, it was worth it.